Student : Good Morning Teacher.
Teacher: Why is it morning only? You don’t have to wish me afternoon and night?
Student : Good Morning, Good Afternoon and Good Night, teacher.
Teacher: That’s too long, say “Have A Good Day, Teacher” Because it is short and full of meaning!
Student : Have A Good Day, Teacher.
Teacher: Have a good day, sit down. Today I will give a test of an opposite language to all of you, understand?
Student : Understand, teacher !
Teacher : I don’t want any noise !
Student : ( Keep Quiet )
Teacher : Clever
Student : Stupid
Teacher : Tall
Student : Short
Teacher: Far
Student: Near
Teacher: Possible
Student: Unpossible
Teacher: Wrong!
Student: Correct!
Teacher: Idiots!
Student: Genius!
Teacher: No!
Student: Yes!
Teacher: Oh! Heaven!
Student: Oh! Hell!
Teacher: Listen here!
Student: Listen there!
Teacher: Quiet!
Student: Noisy!
Teacher: That is not a question, idiots!
Student: This is an answer, genius!
Teacher: Oh my God!
Student: Oh my Devil!
Teacher: Don’t make me punish you all.
Student: Make us punish you.
Teacher : I am not gonna teach you all anymore!
Student: We will teach you again.
Teacher: You are crazy!
Student: We are normal!
Teacher: Enough! Enough!
Student: Not Yet!
Teacher : Why are you all so dumb ?!
Student: Because I am a genius!
Teacher: How dare you fight back!
Student: How dare we surrender!
Teacher: Stop teaching me!
Student: Continue teaching you!
Teacher: I am dead!
Student: We are living!
Teacher: O.K, the class had end.
Student: K.O, the class is not started yet!
Teacher: Enough! Idiots!
Student : Not yet ! Genius!
Teacher: Stand up!
Student: Sit down!
Teacher: I said UNPOSSIBLE is incorrect!
Student: We heard POSSIBLE is correct!
Teacher: What a stupid student!
Student: What a clever teacher!
Teacher : You all will be punished this afternoon !
Student: You will be grand this midnight!
Teacher: (Goes to the computer room and write a retire letter.)
Subject: Student vs Teacher! 
Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:16 pm
