-- One Chinese person walks into a bar in America
-- late one night and he saw
-- Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes
-- over to him, and asks for his autograph.
--
--
--Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says
--
-- "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor
-- , get out of here."
-- The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who
-- bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
-- "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
-- Spielberg.
--
-- In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank
-- the
-- Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
-- Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship,
-- not me."
--
-- The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the
-- same.